One cannot join the Illuminati simply by registering on a website, of course. To think otherwise would be foolish, and we are not looking for fools.

It is possible, however, to express your interest, and perhaps to be given the opportunity to demonstrate your worth. This is that opportunity, but it comes with absolutely no guarantees of any kind.

Please be aware, however, that registering below may have unexpected consequences. We will be communicating with you directly. We may request you to perform various tasks and ask you for information about yourself. We do not take this lightly, and we ask the same from you.

By registering below, you acknowledge that your participation in our cause is completely voluntary. Either you or we may terminate this participation at any time, for any reason. Your voluntary actions are your own, and you are responsible for your own actions, even if undertaken at our behest. That said, all we will never require anything for your participation other than your honesty.